buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

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(Source: pinkhairedgoddess)

"oh my god who fucking cares"

anyone who’s been on this site longer than 5 minutes (via fuck-benedict)

free-universe:

when my parents and teachers think i’m a nice kid

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goddess-of-apples:

thecutestofthecute:

painted-perfectly-red:

EXCEPT YOU SHOULD NEVER BATHE A BUNNY THOUGH

YES. NEVER EVER BATHE YOUR BUNNY. IT COULD KILL THEM. 

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THAT. THANK YOU FOR NOTICING.

(Source: todaunafriki)

dildotho:

one time when I was 13 I wrote wtf on a Facebook status and my dad had a talk with me about being appropriate on the Internet

(Source: dildotho)

jaclcfrost:

do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus