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dicksconnected:

i dont understand why guys wont buy tampons because:

  1. NO one thinks theyre for you
  2. actually everyone thinks youre the sweetest person ever and there is a 103% chance i will date u
  3. nobody thinks theyre for you calm the fuck down

4. they’ll probably assume you have a girlfriend

strangedayshavefoundme666:

dancingdwarves:

thelionandthellama:

i don’t get how other countries have these really strict school uniform rules

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students

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fuck

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Here in Canada the captain of our football team would just walk around on random days dressed like Marilyn Monroe. Except he never bothered to shave or anything, so more like Marilyn Chewbacca.

buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

"The reason it hurts so much to separate is because our souls are connected. Maybe they always have been and will be. Maybe we’ve lived a thousand lives before this one and in each of them we’ve found each other. And maybe each time, we’ve been forced apart for the same reasons. That means that this goodbye is both a goodbye for the past ten thousand years and a prelude to what will come."

Nicholas SparksThe Notebook (via feellng)

"Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second."

Edward Abbey (via kushandwizdom)

lolaandwillow:

don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

This is really important

(Source: uglygirlsclub)

camouflages:

do you ever just read one little thing that kills you inside